Guide to owning a pet Trimming

Guide to owning a pet Trimming
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Series	Vita Carnis
Season	1
Episode Number	3
Release Date	September 15th, 2022
Creator	Darian Quilloy
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Run Time	5:29
Characters	Trimmings

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Overview

The Guide to owning a pet Trimming is a fan favorite episode of Vita Carnis. It showcases how to own and care for a pet Trimming.

Episode

The episode starts with an introduction to pets as a loving animal who is even considered part of the family. While most people have dogs or cats as pets, some want a more interesting pet. Well, for those who want one, the perfect answer is a Trimming!

The video then explains how to care for a trimming since most people don't know how to.

1. Temperature
   • While trimmings are able to survive at roughly 45c to -45c it is recommended to keep your house at a 18 - 20 degree Celsius temperature to ensure your little buddies comfort.
2. Sleeping and Nest
   • Trimmings enjoy warm and cozy nests to sleep in, a nest that is easy to make yet still comfortable for your friend is a simple cardboard box with multiple blankets on the inside, you should place multiple blankets inside the box since Trimmings like to have soft flooring and to be covered up at the same time.

     

     A Trimming sleeping snugly in a cardboard nest.

   • Trimmings are able to eat most dog foods and cat foods as long as they are high in protein and it is available two times a day. Additionally trimming enjoy eating scraps of your food such as banana peels, egg shells, and apple cores. Trimmings follow a strict circadian rhythm so it’s advised to feed them between 9:30am and 10:30am
   • It’s important to note that trimmings are nocturnal and often make noises that sound similar to crying during the night.
3. Environment
   • Trimmings require lots of open space so try to have an open floor plan in your home, also make sure to give them access to the outdoors, if your home doesn’t have access to a back yard make sure to take your trimmings on regular walks, additionally you should take your trimmings on play dates so they can meet and socialize with other trimmings.
4. Entertainment
   • Trimmings love to play with things, simple toys they can pull, push or carry around should provide them with enough entertainment to keep them happy. On top of that it’s recommended you allow your trimming to listen to the static on the radio.
5. After a long day your buddy might need cleaning. Cleaning a trimming is pretty simple, run a bath with mildly warm water and mix in some hand or body wash, from there gently scrub your Trimmings hands, armpits, legs, and neck, a toothbrush will work just fine to clean them, just remember to be gentle with their face. Once your little buddy is all clean you can gently pat them dry with a towel.
6. The final step to taking care of your Trimming is affection. Every Trimming is born as a social creature so it is important that you give them hugs, pets, scratches, and pats, another part of keeping your Trimming happy is communication. Trimmings often communicate with each other in the wild so it's important to replicate this yourself, trimmings enjoy when you talk to them so its recommended to talk to them about your day, what its like at work, any new recipes your working on, or the weather.
7. Now that you know how to care for your pet trimming you can have a new little friend for 8 - 12 years.

The episode ends with a storybook page. The tape recommends allowing your trimming to listen to the radio. This is likely the trimmings' way of communicating information to the rest of the Vita Carnis. Additionally, the tape recommends telling your Trimming about your life, this is likely recommended so that the Trimming can gather information about human behaviors and pass it onto the rest of the Carnis...